I make a crack about constipation and testosterone, and I get accused of operating a police state.

It was not a crack, Joe - it was an intervention. FYI - my bowels are fine & my testosterone likewise; and at 48 I am still young for Folk & Mudcat which is not so much a police state, more of a nursing home overseen by faceless moderators in white coats lurking behind two-way mirrors and all to the strains of Mantovani's Charmaine - which actually begins to sound dangerously edgy compared to a lot of lobotomised so-called folk around these days.

S O'P

PS - I've decided to keep signed out in so as people don't PM me - good or bad, say it up front or don't say it at all. I certainly have no desire to duck under your searchlights and radars...