I loved cowboy movies when I were a lad
Singing yippee I yaddle I yaddle??????????
And now when I see them again on TV
I long to be back in the saddle
From Farrington Gurney to Radstock and Frome
Are the patches I deal with at leisure
I'm quick on the draw, just shot maw and paw
And me grandmother just for good measure

Chorus

I practice lassoing on my grey-haired wife
That's why she's dowdy and dumpy
She'd up and she'd out, if 'tweren't for her gout
And inordinate passion for scrumpy

Chorus

This morning a cowboy disputed my claim
That on six guns there's nobody quicker
But me aim went awry, so who wants to buy
Three dead pheasants, two hens and the vicar
So now here I languish in old Horfield jailhouse
Deprived of my conjugal rights
I just asked the sarge
Aye what be the charge
He said parking a horse without lights

Chorus


That's what I can hear on my live album I have, glad to help.

Shaneba3skate.