Here is one that is similar my Grandfather used to tell me when i was a child, and is to be said with great spead and a very loud PUFF PUFF at the end.

When I was a lad as big as me dad
I came out of a peace wag

The peace wag was so full
I came out of a roaring bull

The roaring bull was so fat
I came out of a gentleman's hat

The gentleman's hat was so fine
I came out of a bottle of wine

The bottle of wine was so thick
I came out of a knob stick

Knob stick wouldn't bend
So I came out of a turkey hen

Turkey Hen wouldn't lay
So I came out of a lump of clay

Lump of clay was so nasty
I came out of an apple pasty

The apple pasty was so rotten
I came out of a bag of cotton

Bag of cotton caught on fire
Blew me up to Jeremiah
PUFF PUFF