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Thread #8536   Message #2938304
Posted By: GUEST,Esme
02-Jul-10 - 01:51 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Alice, where are you going? Upstairs to..
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Alice, where are you going? Upstairs to..
I know it as,

Alice, where are you going, (bom bom bom)
Upstairs to take a bath (dirty dirty!)
Alice, with legs like toothpicks (snap!)
and a neck like a giraffe-raff-raff-raff-raff.

Alice jumps in the water (splash!)
Alice pulls out the plug (oh no!)
Oh my goodness, Oh my soul, there goes Alice down the hole!

Into the sewer, sewer, sewer, which is just three blocks from Joe's Junior High.

Three cheers for Joe's Junior high, it's the best Junior High in Toledo
Its colors are purple and white,
And the purple stands for freedom, and the white stands for FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

And it repeats, three more times, each time Alice gets one block closer to the junior high until she is under it.

Which is just two blocks from...
Which is just one block from...
Which is right under...