No, when he was five years old (his intellect never progressed farther) he stole a bike with a coaster brake. Didn't know how to use it, so when he was going downhill on a gravel road too fast he tried pedaling backwards. Because he wouldn't go to the hospital the interfacing of his face and a hundred meters of gravel road gave him the facial features he has today (gravel still works it way out from under what passes for his skin).