Sounds like Jacqui should take the kid to San Diego (and hold onto some rescue money in case the parents loose their shirts) while the parents head to Vegas. Vegas does have things for kids, but frankly, tagging along at Circus Circus just doesn't strike me as interesting compared to the San Diego Zoo and Sea World. And Amos's floorspace. (Amos, Jacqui is Mudcat Royalty. Can you upgrade the offer to a sofa?)

SRS