"Forests/trees/parks/village greens/whatever/wherever can all grow/regenerate/conservethemselves FAR faster if we're all out there being Busy Bees and helping Mother Nature along."

You mean we're really Mistresses/Masters of the Universe and know better than 'Mother Nature'? Isn't that attitude at the very heart of the problem, Lizzie?

And by acting like a silly, patronising git, and talking down to me on the telly, Chris Packham hasn't inspired me, personally, to do anything. I find his painfully forced 'zaniness' very, very trying.
I could say the same about Kate 'you-could-probably-have-me-if-you-played-your-cards-right-but-oh-do-shut-up-woman' Humble.

By the way, who is this 'Mother Earth'? Is she married to Mr Earth? If I touch her, isn't she likely to sue me for sexual harrassment?