Note: I tried to at least get close with this tune. The ABCs appear to be a mess. I could try to figure them out, but I had enough trouble with the MIDI. (I'm in the "See Spot Run" phase of musical literacy.) If you want the tune, send me a PM with your e-mail address, and I'll send the MIDI.

MIDI file: pitcher.mid

Timebase: 120

Name: Joke and Push About the Pitcher
Text: Traditional
TimeSig: 4/4 24 8
Key: G
Tempo: 100 (600000 microsec/crotchet)
Start
0000 1 67 100 0120 0 67 000 0000 1 67 100 0180 0 67 000 0000 1 62 100 0060 0 62 000 0000 1 67 100 0120 0 67 000 0000 1 69 100 0120 0 69 000 0000 1 71 100 0120 0 71 000 0000 1 72 100 0120 0 72 000 0000 1 74 100 0120 0 74 000 0120 1 74 100 0060 0 74 000 0000 1 72 100 0060 0 72 000 0000 1 71 100 0120 0 71 000 0000 1 67 100 0120 0 67 000 0000 1 72 100 0180 0 72 000 0000 1 71 100 0060 0 71 000 0000 1 69 100 0120 0 69 000 0000 1 67 100 0120 0 67 000 0000 1 66 100 0060 0 66 000 0000 1 67 100 0060 0 67 000 0000 1 67 100 0120 0 67 000 0120 1 67 100 0060 0 67 000 0000 1 67 100 0180 0 67 000 0000 1 62 100 0060 0 62 000 0000 1 67 100 0120 0 67 000 0000 1 69 100 0120 0 69 000 0000 1 71 100 0120 0 71 000 0000 1 72 100 0120 0 72 000 0000 1 74 100 0120 0 74 000 0180 1 74 100 0060 0 74 000 0000 1 72 100 0060 0 72 000 0000 1 71 100 0180 0 71 000 0000 1 67 100 0060 0 67 000 0000 1 72 100 0120 0 72 000 0000 1 71 100 0120 0 71 000 0000 1 69 100 0120 0 69 000 0000 1 67 100 0120 0 67 000 0000 1 66 100 0060 0 66 000 0000 1 67 100 0060 0 67 000 0000 1 67 100 0120 0 67 000 0240 1 74 100 0120 0 74 000 0000 1 72 100 0240 0 72 000 0000 1 71 100 0240 0 71 000 0000 1 69 100 0360 0 69 000 0000 1 74 100 0120 0 74 000 0000 1 72 100 0240 0 72 000 0000 1 71 100 0240 0 71 000 0000 1 69 100 0360 0 69 000 0060 1 67 100 0240 0 67 000 0060 1 69 100 0060 0 69 000 0000 1 71 100 0060 0 71 000 0000 1 72 100 0120 0 72 000 0000 1 71 100 0120 0 71 000 0000 1 71 100 0060 0 71 000 0000 1 69 100 0180 0 69 000 0120 1 71 100 0060 0 71 000 0000 1 69 100 0060 0 69 000 0000 1 67 100 0180 0 67 000 0000 1 62 100 0060 0 62 000 0000 1 67 100 0120 0 67 000 0000 1 69 100 0120 0 69 000 0000 1 71 100 0120 0 71 000 0000 1 72 100 0120 0 72 000 0000 1 74 100 0180 0 74 000 0180 1 74 100 0060 0 74 000 0000 1 72 100 0060 0 72 000 0000 1 71 100 0180 0 71 000 0000 1 67 100 0060 0 67 000 0000 1 72 100 0120 0 72 000 0000 1 71 100 0120 0 71 000 0000 1 69 100 0120 0 69 000 0000 1 67 100 0120 0 67 000 0000 1 66 100 0060 0 66 000 0000 1 67 100 0060 0 67 000 0000 1 67 100 0240 0 67 000
End

This program is worth the effort of learning it.

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ABC format:

X:1
T:Joke and Push About the Pitcher
M:4/4
Q:1/4=100
K:G
G2G3DG2|A2B2c2d2|-d2dcB2G2|c3BA2G2|FGG4GG|
-G2DG2A2B|-Bc2d5|dcB3Gc2|B2A2G2FG|G6d2|c4B4|
A6d2|c4B4|A7G|-G4ABc2|B2BA5|BAG3DG2|A2B2c2d2|
-d4dcB2|-BGc2B2A2|G2FGG4||

^^