"Letters on the Collar"

A priest was walking along the school corridor near
the preschool wing when a group of little ones were
trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. One little lad
of about three or four stopped and looked at him in
his clerical clothes and asked,

"Why do you dress funny?"

He told him that he was a priest and that this is the
uniform priests wear.

The boy pointed to the priest's little plastic collar insert
and asked, "Does it hurt? Do you have a Boo-boo?"

The priest was perplexed till he realized that to him
the collar insert looked like a Band-Aid. So the priest
took it out to show him. On the back of the collar are
raised letters giving the name of the manufacturer.

The little guy felt the letters, and the priest asked,
"Do you know what those words say?"

"Yes I do," said the lad who was not old enough to
read.

Peering intently at the letters he said, "It says,
'Kills ticks and fleas for up to six months!' "