The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #37458   Message #2941573
Posted By: LadyJean
08-Jul-10 - 12:42 AM
Thread Name: Really Really Important Poem
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem
Mary had a little lamb
A little pork, a little jam.
Some ice cream soda topped with fizz
And oh how sick our Mary is.
(Grandma taught me that one.)

Help murder polce!
My wife fell in the grease!
I laughed so hard I fell in the lard!
Help murder police!