Yeah, Shimmy, maybe you're right...

Who gives a fuck..

Let's all stay the way we are. Let's not connect with anything. Let's not try to do one single solitary thing for Mother Nature. Let's just carry on sitting on our fat arses watching the oceans turn black, the dolphins die in agony, the forests being razed to the ground, the saplings being bulldozed over..

We *COULD* plant trees in safe places, in our gardens, in our villages, in our towns, and encourage people to care deeply for them, to understand how important they are and what we have done in letting so many of them just disappear in the name of human greed..

Yeah, I fink that's a far better idea. Let's leave Mother Nature to sort it all out herself whilst we just carry on living our hedonistically hideous, self-indulgent, 'couldn't give a fuck about anything' lifestyle.

Brilliant idea! So much better than planting trees! Can't fink why I didn't fink of that in the first place!