"one of my favourite patches is currently under threat. The developers would love to get in a tame expert to testify that it is valueless - but I've got the data to prove that it isn't - so they've had to call me in as the local 'expert'. This is going to be the most fraught and difficult battle of my life - but I'm going to do my very best to win."

Good luck with your efforts there Shimrod. It would be really interesting if you could keep us updated on events?