Old Rusty Mctool,the one legged morris dancer,hopped his way into my heart at the hartlepool dockers barn dance.He wrote some wonderful songs like,LOVELY TO SEE YOUR PLUMS MRS HARRISSON,and SOMEWHERE MY LOVE WAITS FOR MY SPECIAL SALTY NUTS.
                      Had it not been for the war he would have lived until he was 103,but a bullet had lodged up his nose,and he shot his leg off when he violently sneezed.
                  He danced until he was 73 before gangrene claimed his life,a wonderful folkie.