Spaw, I'm not counting words to see which of us posted the longest sentence in mudcat history although it would be a feather in either of our caps to be able to claim such a feat but since I don't own a computer and rely on borrowed computers (hence the lack of a cookie) and therefore remain a GUEST (even though you consider me a member and I appreciate) that I think we could both be winners if I took the title of longest sentence posted by a guest and you take the title of longest sentence posted by a regular member and that way we bother can claim our shallow, meaningless victories and not have to count words because I am only a bodhrán player who only has ten fingeers and ten toes to count and then I would be lost so if we can agree to leave it a t that then I can agree to post under a shorter handle at least some of the time unless I really have to admit that I don't know much on a given thread in which case I will be forced to revert back to my old handle but only in extreme conditions and then you can blow your oppossum at me if you feel angry and while you have it out, I think the Mudcat Mobius Thread Strip would be a great name for a reel and since I don't play a melody instrument as of yet (and my mandolin progress is very slow at best) I think you should write the first reel ever specifically intended on an oppossum-shaped ocarina and name it as such and I'd love to hear ir sometime but I am on my way to the Pittsburgh Irish festival (although it's not worth the trip) so I'll have to hear it at another time but before I go I must say I'm glad it was you who posted on top of my rambling run-on post first because I always enjoy your posts and since you can't send me a private message on the mudcat you can reach me at rrayburg@hotmail.com if you feel the need to and now I must leave but not before first typing the word KAZOO because that is what this thread is about and I want to stick to the topic because otherwise I'd be a thread creep and I wouldn't want to do that twice in one day and that's all for now.

Slán agat,

Rich