I wrote some new words to the lyrics for the flu season: I wonder when I shall be merry, oh, be merry, etc. For I have been feeling quite ill.

A cough and a fever and headache, Oh the headache, etc. A cough and a fever and headache, oh why did I get out of bed.

I got some good pills from the doctor, Oh the doctor, etc. I got some good pills from the doctor, and the bill will be paid in five years.

And now my stomach is queasy, Oh so queasy, oh so quesy, And now my stomach is queasy, oh, that's why I got out of bed.

I think the old flu is over, oh, it's over, etc, I think that the old flu is over, and the stomach flu's taking it's place...

Brad Sondahl http://pages.about.com/~sondahl