Once, when I was doing interior trim, I buried a little rhyme under each layer:

One thing I do whene'er I can
Is fuck up sheets of DeciBan.

But if there's none of that to do,
I'll fuck up sheets of wallboard, too.

Another job I'll always tackle
Is fucking up the tape & spackle.

There's lots of that. But if there ain't,
I'm always glad to fuck up paint.