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How I Love My Mother in Law



One night in gay Paree
I paid five francs to see
A great big fat lady
Tattooed from head to knee
Upon her jaw was a British Man-o-war
So I paid five francs more
And on her lilly white tits, tits, tits
Were a pair of battle ships, ships, ships
And up and down her spine
Was the Royal Engineers in line
On her back there was the Union Jack,
So I paid five francs more to see her big fat bum
Where she had a piacture of the rising sun sun sun sun
And on her fanny, was Jolsen singin' "MAAAMEEE"
How I love her, Oh I love her
And I love my mother in law.

I love my mother in law though
she's nothing but a fucking great whore
She nags me day and night
I can't do fuck all right
She's bald, she's bandy
But she makes my cock feel randy!
How I love her, How I love her
How I love my Mother-in-law

I love my wife (yes I do, Yes I do)
I love the hole She p*sses through.
And her big brown arsehole too
I love her tits (tiddley its, tiddley its)
and her big round fucking hips
I'd eat her sh*t with a rusty spoon (rusty spoon, rusty spoon)
But her mother'll be here soon
And She's bald, she's bandy
But she makes my cock feel randy!
How I love her, How I love her
How I love my Mother-in-law

I love my mother in law though
she's nothing but a fucking great whore
She nags me day and night
I can't do fuck all right
She's bald, she's bandy
But she makes my cock feel randy!
How I love her, How I love her

Tonight I'll grease the stairs,
Put tin tacks on the chairs
I hope she breaks her back
I look so nice in black
The insurance comes in handy
She's bow-legged knock kneed and bandy,
She's coming round to to stay,
Pity she's in the familly wa-a-hay (way)
And isn't it a pity she's only one titty,
But how I love,
How I love her
How I love my mother in law.

I love my mother in law though she's nothing but a fucking great whore
She nags me day and night
I can't do fuck all right
She's bald, she's bandy
But she makes my cock feel randy!
How I love her, How I love her
How I love my Mother-in-law