Has MOM met the Tamale Lady yet?

I hope the plumber doesn't get wind of MOM running Everclear through the laundry, it probably eats up the PVC pipes that run through the house. Last time he came out and had to haul that snake and motor up on the roof he wasn't happy. If the culprit is collapsed pipes, you know he's gonna charge her double to break the slab and fix 'em.