Matthew-

I've certainly no objections if a traditional version of "The Unfortunate Bosun" surfaces. Meanwhile we'll try to keep this thread creatively warm.

Once at Share el Berka, he called for a drink,
Then the trio of Cleos transformed into a Spinx,
The trio of Cleos transformed into a Spinx,
He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate,
He's a very unfortunate bosun!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble