"Lottery Ticket"

I was working on my retirement plan at my desk yesterday
(scratching lottery tickets) when TZ walked up behind me.

"Did we win anything?" he asked.

"What do you mean 'we?'" I answered.

"Do you mean to tell me you wouldn't cut me in on any big
winnings?"

"Why would I?"

"You're in my will."

"I doubt that."

"You are!" he exclaimed. "I'm leaving you all of my under-
wear that are too small for me anymore."

"Do you wow your wife with this kind of humor?"

"All the time." he answered.

"And you're still married. The generosity of women never
ceases to amaze me."