I had a horse and his name was Napolean
all I had was the pony cart
hooked him to an old milk wagon
hollared "MILK" when I wanted him to stop

One fine day as I was riding
Along came a man in a rig said he
said say boy, do you wanna have a race
up and down the Old Main (or man's) street

Started off with a helter skelter
I had a smile all over my face
as soon I was sure I was comin' out a winner
someone hollared "MILK" and I lost the race...