(I see that Bobert invented a new verb up there..."cowtied". Is that what they do at Mooooooveon dot org?)
Perhaps a cheaper way of getting to the moon? "We don't need no steenkin' rockets... we just cowtie before she jumps."

(No, Bobert, I didn't have anything better to do tonight...it's way too hot to mow, so I sit here and mess with folks...)