The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #130574   Message #2947994
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
19-Jul-10 - 09:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread of 2010
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread of 2010
"Questions Most Often Asked At A 99-Cent Store"

10. "How much is this?"

9. "Is this necklace real gold?"

8. "Do these Tampa Bay Devil Rays sweatshirts
come in medium?"

7. "So let me get this straight -- everything
here is 99 cents?"

6. "How much is this?"

5. "Do you have anything nicer for $1.99?"

4. "How much is this 'Best of Ray Stevens' CD?"

3. "Didn't this used to be a White Castle?"

2. "Do you have change of a dollar bill?"

1. "Can someone go to the bank and get more
pennies?"