Crow Sister has it. Great burgers can be had! Decent junk food for the masses! Dickwads of the world unite!

"Well, if Christ was around today, he would hang out at McDonald's and it would Bic Mac Meals all round at the Last Supper and Future Christians would do this in remembrance of He"

I rather fancied he might be in a town boozer passing around the scratchings, speaking works of deep wisdom to be ever misinterpreted for eons hence by countless millions before having a go on the frooter and praying for divine intervention.