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Thread #59418   Message #2949370
Posted By: Rapparee
21-Jul-10 - 06:02 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Me name's Rod Blagojevich, the ex-governor
I'm on trial though I did nothing wrong
I tried to get someone into the Senate
And now I am singing this song.

CH: With me ring-ring, and a clink-clink, and a dollar
With me ring-ring and a clink-clink and a tie-dee
Sum for a chair that is vacant
'Cause Obama had done moved away.

Our last guv was jailed for all but sheep stealin'
Me brother's a son of a bitch
Me wife's more profane than I am
And I just wanted bad to get rich.

CH.

So I put a Senate seat up for auction
And the FBI tapped all my phones
Suppose I'd appointed my own self --
You'd be deaf in Guam from the groans.

CH.

I'm not guilty of all that corruption
Nor guilty of anything else
A four hour work day just suits me
I've got mine, and yours, and who else?

CH.

So I flew home ever night to Chicago
At the Illinois voters' expense
It's not like I was stealing some money
But it made the unwashed very tense.

CH.

I'll be glad when this trouble is over
If I'm found guilty I'll be in a stew
'Cause they'll lock me up with George Ryan
In a neat little cell built for two.

CH.