"The political paintings of party perspectives all tend to be smear paintings. These smeary paintings add or subtract momentum of the swinging pendulum of public political opinion that eventually sway elections enough so that even the richest minority can divide and conquor the people."
quote by: D.H."sayitdon'tsprayit" Mench

So rage on with images of President Obama throwing people under speeding buses SPLISH!, or Eisenhower giving a speech on the dangers of a conspiratorial liberal military Industrial Congressional Complex EEK!. These are the very kinds of distortions that Glen Beck relies upon by stating a grain of truth, season it with a sprinkle of corporate religioUS bias and then turn it upside down and backwards before serving.

Perhaps you too would forsake fairness, truth and honor for Beck's $30 million a year to go in your pocket.
Tell me if the cash offer was valid, that you would not be tempted.

*I bet Rig would jump at it.
Amos would form an inquiry commitee with 1,000's of attached links.
Spaw would take the cash, but spend the money on liberal reform and a profane tell all book.
Mousetheif would abjectly refuse it.
Bearded Bruce would sulk because he wasn't asked.


*'written at the risk of satirical misinterpretation'