Weel, here's a start for it then.
A couple of extra syllables here and there, but not bad overall:

To the tune(lessness?) of "Chantilly Lace"

A cup of Espresso and a free condom,
From a midnight bar in th' Italian sun,
A little kiss or four, can lead to so much more!
Sperlonga Beach is fun, fun, fun!

I'll come back later and do more on it.
Real life calls. *sigh*

~*sirepseh*~