got the left workboot, can't find the right one. Looked in the closet, looked under the bed, look in the garage ... dang can't find it .

Then I got to thinkin, maybe I loaded it to a mudcatter? yea that has to be it .. maybe that three legged man that Kendall is always singing about who was it? Pegleg something

could have sent it off to bobster seeing how he needed one to kick his shootin neighbor in the butt with ..

maybe I left it in one of them their computers I sent so yas could give it a big kick if it didn't start up in time ...

any ideas?