I was going to take Ebbie's remarks about Ronnie Ray-gun as an opportunity to rag on him a little, but naaah...I'll take the high ground.

In the interest of fairness, remember when JFK made clumsy use of the German language - just as I'm about to do now - with that infamous "Ich bin ein Berliner" quote? Pronouncing boldly and confidently, "I am a jelly doughnut!"