I thought Prince Phillip kept them where the sun don't shine...

in other news from the UK : you'll like this one gnu

a small Scottish brewery called Brewdog has made a batch of beer    called 'The End of History".. it's alcohol content is 55%.. the really funny thing is that the bottle comes inside a stuffed squirrel.. the mouth of the bottle sticks out of the squirrel's mouth a couple of inches... so I guess you can look each other in the eyes when taking a swig... it sells for $1000 a bottle, and they've sold out all their stock... leave it tae de Scots to think o that lad.