An Autoharp/accordion duo was asked to play for a New Years' Party at an old folks' home. Glad to have a gig, they said,"Sure." and were a hit with the old hard-of-hearing seniors*. The administrator paid them and said,"That was great guys. Do you think you'll be available next New Years.
"Sure," said the Autoharp player,"Would it be all right if we left our stuff here?"


*No offence to seniors meant. I are one.