Well, I remember this "Story" from the early '50s, and it was a little "cleaner" than recent postings. I don't recall the "F" word being used, but.....that WAS a long time ago. Only parts I remember were: "Balls", cried the Queen, "If I had two, I'd be King." And, one I haven't seem here: "More land", cried the King. So the Queen kicked him in the nuts and said, "There's a couple of acres for you!"