"My Knee Hurts"

Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and
said, "Doc, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!"

The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused
and then said, "Mr. Johnson, just how old are you?"

"98!" Johnson announced proudly.

The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again. . .

Finally he said, "Sir, I'm sorry. I mean, just look at you.
You're practically one hundred years old, and you're
complaining that your knee hurts? Well, what did you
expect?"

The old man said, "Well, my other knee is 98 years old
too, and it don't hurt!"