He often goes walkabout ever since he had the clap after that affair with the cross-dressing, homosexual, transvestite, pig farmer from White Horse where Hawk was studying at the foot of the Great Hat, Cheech. Despondent over his inability to know any shit let alone jack shit, he picked up the pig farmer that he took to be a farmer's daughter. This all affected his already weak brain and his virtually non-existent balls as well.

The past several years he has searched for new gonads to no avail while his gray matter has turned a whiter shade of pale. He generally returns from these wandering totally worn out and so spends the next few weeks being butt-fucked by Chongo and watching Shane throw up.


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