Believe there is arecently composed ditty entitled Thats another reason why i stayed in Scibbereen,bus strike,slept in,no money etc etc,also a peach of asong about the misery of growing old called For fourty five years i,ve been buggered, one line is, Uric acid yhey say is my problem i do not mind telling you this it takes about half of an hour to get my old doodle to piss.Then it realy gets rough.You would have to be drunk enough to sing it but sober enough to remember the words