Espresso Condom Blues
(Raunchy, con espirito)
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Lady, lady of the night
Came to me to put things right
Slipped that girl a double fin
Getting ready to get in!
Saw her start to rev it up
Felt the need for one more cup,
Cuz I had to get a condom
Haaaad to get a condom
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Had to get a condom, that's what Mama said to do!
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Yeah, I had to get a condom,
Didn't have a condom,
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Found myself confronting those Espresso Condom blues!
Pretty lady, looking wry
I was slow, she wondered why,
Couldn't confess to bein' a fool,
Shine it on, and play it cool
Let this hot tamale know,
She was second fiddle to my joe,
Cuz I.... (cho).
Lady Love was looking arch,
Wondered where I'd put the starch
Didn't think it was the scene
For me to favor hot caffeine,
She poured that Vente, hold the cream,
Down the front of my new blue jeans
And I had to get a condom!
Haad to get a condom!
Had to get a condom to cool those red hot jewels!
Yeah I had to get a condom!
A lubricated condom!
Anything to cure these Espresso Condom blues!
While I was a-limping home
Trying not to whine and moan
Lost ten bucks and a lady bright
In the coffee house that night
So let me tell you love mosheens,
Don't mix your pleasures with caffeine,
Or you'll have to get a condom!
Be begging for a condom!
Pleading for a condom to cool your burning tools!
Yeah you'll haveta get a condom,
Better get a condom,
Before you get those Espresso Condom blues!