I might as well add my mom's version, from the 50's.

After the ball was over,
Mamie took out her glass eye,
Put her false teeth in water,
Hung up her wig to dry,

Stood her peg leg in the corner,
Hung her tin ear on the wall.
And all that was left was her shadow
After the ball.

There you go, Mom, now you're out in cyberspace!