Remembered graffiti from Jesmond baths changing rooms, circa 1973:

I took my lass,
to Jesmond baths,
And in the depths we swum,
Then diving down,
with my goggles on,
I gazed at her lovely bum.
But as I smiled in my scheming,
Out from there the bubbles came streaming...

She's forever blowing bubbles,
Shitty bubbles everywhere,
They stink so high,
Before my eye,
And with them my dreams they fade and die.
Bums are always smiling -
but I wish I'd looked elsewhere;
for she's forever blowing bubbles
Shitty bubbles everywhere!