I got kicked outta cub scouts. In groups, we had to go into the woods and find as many animals as possible and make a list of our finds. We had one hour (while the adults BBQd and drank... from coffee cups). We had the longest list and won whatever prize it was. Then, Thommy, a much larger lad and a bully, told his Dad that I cheated because I just started writing stuff down that we hadn't found.

No, I didn't get kicked out for cheating. I got kicked out because I had already earned a badge from my old man in boxing and I kicked Thommy's ass.