Edinburgh Castle stands upon a rock
And if you want to go there, you better show your...
Come on, lads and lasses, pie and peas for supper
But if you take a lass there, you better know how to...
Farmer went to market to buy 2 dozen eggs
22 in his basket and 2 between his...
Ladies in the garden picking roses white
What's the use of having an arse if you don't know how to...
Shine the buttons with Brasso 2 and 6 a tin.
You can buy it, or nick it from Woollies if you think they'll have any
Independent Television all so clear and bright
But if you ask my opinion I think it's a load of
Sugar in the pantry all in little bits
* friends name* uses it for rubbing on her tits