Ah, but summer time is here
Time for brats and time for beer
Time for zephyrs soft and warm
Time to view things with alarm
Time to swim and time to fish
Time to find some sexy dish
Time for skeeters, time for bugs
Time to clean the parlor rugs
Time for weeds and cutting grass
Time to get off your dead ass
Time for baseball and for sport
Time for the West Nile Virus report
Ah, the dreams of summertime!
Phooey! You can have them for a dime.

       --Pearl Pureheart, Anthems of Angst and Anger
          (Don, Idaho: Whine Press, 1904)