Try this for size:
21 years' worth of pension contributions in the main Greek Pension Fund(IKA), which announced a slashing of its pensions by 48%....
Another 3 years' worth of pension contributions in the BP (yes, BP) Pension fund....
So I guess I'll be flipping burgers in my 70s, but what the hey, I might just avoid it, being overweight and still smoking...

Getting old sucks, but the alternative is worse.