Mudcat Café message #29590

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Thread #5196 Message #29590
Posted By: rosebrook
28-May-98 - 09:05 PM
Thread Name: Lyr/Chord Req: Penis Envy (from Uncle Bonsai)
Subject: Lyr. & chord req: Penis Envy by Uncle Bonsai

I'm looking for the lyrics and more importantly chords to this 10+ year old song. It starts, "If I had a penis, I'd wear it outside." I apologize in advance if this is too offensive for a Mudcat thread.
Rosebrook