There's a childrens artist named "Dan the Music Man" that has a song with the following lyrics. Maybe this one?



Kazoo


My fur is nice, my eyes are green, I look for mice on Halloween,
I'm not a hat, I'm not a bat, I'm a little kitty ... cat!

It's fun to chew, it tastes so good, it's better new, it sticks to wood,
It's not a plum, it's not a thumb, it's a piece of bubble ... gum!

(chorus)
So, Toddle-ooh, Merci beaucoup, I'll meet you all in Timbuktu,
My Kangaroo is coming too, and meet you at the rendezvous/so listen to my new Kazoo

It's made of snow, it's made of ice, to an Eskimo it's very nice,
It's not a shoe, or a skidoo, I live inside a big Ig-... loo!

You can eat me once a year, I'm a treat then I disappear,
It's not a shake or a corn flake, I'm your special birthday ... cake!

(chorus)

You have to wear it everyday, you shouldn't share it anyway,
It's not a bear, it's not a chair, it's a pair of under ... wear!