What the heck is "skunk hole"?!?!?!?
Reminds me of the tale 'bout the rabbit makin' love to the skunk; didn't get all he wanted but he got all he could stand!

Little kid, mean as hell,
Pushed his sister in the well,
His mother said while drawing water,
Gee it's hard to raise a daughter!

A man fell into a septic tank,
Whew, that tank it really stank,
He couldn't swim inside that tank,
But he went through the movements before he sank.

Another kid had a mirror,
And he licked the back off,
Thinking in his childish error,
It would cure the whooping cough.

At the funeral the kid's mother,
Shyly said to Mrs. Brown,
"'Twas a chilly day for Billy,
When the mercury went down."

I knew a boy--didn't have much sense,
Bought him a banjo for .15,
The only tune they asked him to play,
Was "Over The Hills And Far Away".

Do your "ears" hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro,
Can you tie 'em in a knot,
Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Can you toss 'em over your shoulder,
Like a continental soldier
Do yor "ears", do your "ears",
Do your "ears" hang low?

I saw Esau kissin' Kate,
Matter o' fact we all three saw,
I saw Esau, he saw me,
And she saw I saw Esau.

Can't think o' any more...

Art