Never go to work with a picture of your retirement present to you and utter the words 'only a few more hours and this baby's mine.....'

Never utter the words 'remember that little girl, the one I used to put frogs down her dress? Well she's gonna be my wife in just a few hours.....' if you are a cop, a fireman, a detective, a doctor or anything other than a librarian or a computer voice.....

And NEVER say 'in just a few hours, I'll be on that plane to *insert favourite holiday destination most likely to suffer a military coup/natural disaster/metal fatigue* .....'

LTS