I thought "Jah'd Rule!" was something out of some Reggae somg.....

So part of the complaint is merely about "cumbersome" language?

With anybody else, I'd think Real friend first and Imaginary friend second, but with LH, one never knows. Some folks already seem to think "Ongoing charactor", given the source. Some of these people sound like they'd like to check out your driver's liscence......