You think that was bad, Harry? Have a look at THIS one.

Now HAWK, you Ignominious Asshole.............

There is no way that a lowlife such as yourself can possibly be taken seriously. Why would anyone value the opinion of some jadrool who worships Winona Ryder and cannot understand the zen teachings and subtle poetry and balance that is learned from the Study of Cheech. Even the Great Hat hisself has spoken out against the putrid and repugnant "Space Oddity" as being a tale of utter ignorance!

You may think you know shit but it is in fact Shinola. I had thought there might be hope for you when you sent me that pussy but alas, you are sadly just another dick......not even a hard on..................just a limp tiny dick...................I'd say you were a jagov but you probably can't.........

What's needed here is more than a mere apology, in my opinion. I'm thinking more along the lines of taking this miscreant, stripping him naked, flaying him alive, executing him by all means possible, and then tossing his carcass into a pit full of half-starved wharf rats. For a start, I mean.