Oh, Harry, you are so far out of your depth, even your scarlet lace-trimmed panties from Victoria's Secret won't buy your way out. (Save your breath, I've seen the photos on Ellen's Flickr account. You shoulda paid up when due, mate!)

You just wot not into what you have stepped, you pissant mammaluca. As for Catspaw skulking, well, you can't be serious. He is the most UNSKULKING person around here, and that is saying some.


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