Oh, Harry, for goodness' sake. Surely you have better things to do -- dress up in drag and go batting your eyelashes at random sailors, for example. Or cruising the Strip for the kind of guy who understands "the look"! Really!! This is a don't ask, don't tell place, but it is also "don't lie after you've been caught" sorta place. And, as Rapaire so judiciously sketches, you have been caught.


Maybe you could move to Mexico and change your name?

Just trying to be helpful.

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